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Got something you'd like to say? I'm all ears!

I mean... I'm not literally all ears. That would be extremely offputting. I wouldn't want you to rethink your idea of sending me a message in case you might be addressing some sort of monstrous fiend entirely and disgustingly comprised of ears.

Um... tell you what. I hate to make you fill out a form like you were just some schmuck trying to get a quote on a plumber's Squarespace page, but I don't really want to share my actual personal email address on the open web, so here we are. Would you mind?

I'll look forward to hearing from you

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