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mikehive
Great tit

The Topic
Bot


The Topic Bot was designed for one purpose: to give you conversation prompts when you don't know what to talk about.

Originally, I wrote him as a Discord bot several years ago, but I thought he might have some general utility for the wider internet, so I have adapted him to work on my website, too.

So, if you're in need of a conversation kick-starter... just hit the button and see what he gives you! There's literally hundreds of topics in his memory banks (over 500 in fact), so if you don't like the output, feel free to try again!

Gif of the Topic Bot doing an idle animation
Conversation topics appear here...



This site doesn't use any cookies whatsoever. I don't have Google Analytics or anything like that. (I do web analytics every day for work, so I have no intention of allowing that whole concern to contaminate my leisure project…)

Nor do I share any information with third parties.

Please be assured that in the nicest possible way, I really am not all that interested in your data

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